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The gift they didn't ask for.

The gift they'll never forget.

  • 📦 Shipped Australia-Wide

    3-7 business days standard

  • 🎨 Print On Demand

    Made when you order it

  • ↩️ 30-Day Returns

    Unless they actually hated it

  • 💳 Secure Checkout

    PayPal, Apple Pay & more

Occasionally Asked Questions

How long will my order take?

We process within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping is 3-7 business days. Express is available if you've left it to the last minute again - and let's be honest, you have.

What if the person absolutely hated it?

You're welcome. That's the intended outcome. We accept returns on most items within 30 days if they're unopened - but if they've already seen it, the damage is done.

Are these actually good quality?

Yes. That's the whole joke. Great quality. Terrible ideas. We print on demand with quality gear - the gift will last, which somehow makes it worse.

Do you ship internationally?

We do - up to 14 business days for international orders. So if you're trying to ruin a birthday in the UK, plan ahead.

I need help picking something terrible. Can you help?

Absolutely. Hit us up on Facebook and describe the person. We'll find something perfect. By which we mean the opposite of perfect.