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Two pillows. Two sides each. Sweet dreams, comrade.

The Original Dictator Pillow - Putin side Dictator Pillow $66.90 Buy This One The Sequel Dictator Pillow 2 - back Dictator Pillow 2 $66.90 Buy This One

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Occasionally Asked Questions

How long will my order take?

Everything's made to order. Aussie-printed mugs, tees and canvas usually land in 1-2 weeks. The Dictator Pillows and Pope Shredder are printed overseas and take 2-4 weeks. If you've left it to the last minute again - and let's be honest, you have - order the mug. Full shipping details

What if the person absolutely hated it?

You're welcome. That's the intended outcome. Everything's made to order, so we don't do change-of-mind returns - but if it turns up damaged or misprinted, send us a photo within 30 days and we'll make it right.

Are these actually good quality?

Yes. That's the whole joke. Great quality. Terrible ideas. We print on demand with quality gear - the gift will last, which somehow makes it worse.

Do you ship internationally?

We do - allow up to 30 business days for international orders. So if you're trying to ruin a birthday in the UK, plan well ahead.

I need help picking something terrible. Can you help?

Absolutely. Hit us up on Facebook and describe the person. We'll find something perfect. By which we mean the opposite of perfect.